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Rheumatoid ForumsLounge - Off topic discussionsSigns plus a poodle ???
09/13/2010 08:56 PM
ShepherdTrainer
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My Wife and I were driving and came upon a roadside stand that sold fruits and vegetables so we stopped to check it out.

As we went to pay for the fruits we bought I noticed the young woman behind the counter was repainting a sign.

" Why the new sign" I asked ?

" My boyfriend didn't like the old one " she said.

When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood what she was talking about.

The sign read: " Local Honey Dates Nuts

" WHAT DO YOU CALL A POODLE WITH NO LEGS ??????????????? A SPONGE

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09/14/2010 11:43 AM  Top
mammy
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LOL.....I needed that laugh today. I've missed not having you around, hope all is well!
Connie

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09/14/2010 01:45 PM  Top
Barbie2254
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Yup, that made me laugh too, when I read it this morning. Barb Smile

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09/14/2010 02:27 PM  Top
kvnj
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LOL!!!! Bah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen

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09/27/2010 06:32 AM  Top
gemini2
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Hey Shep... good to hear from ya... Thanks for the laugh, what a great way to start the day. =)

09/27/2010 08:10 AM  Top
bits
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LOL!

Shep, now, everytime I look at my little poodle(Biff) I think of him looking like a sponge.

Poor biff. LOL!

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and I could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~ Erma Bombeck
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