Ten things to do to make people really mad at you.This twisted humor should only be done in consideration, and some should only be done with best friend, or someone you think that definitely can take it. Otherwise, read it, laugh, shake your head, curse, and forget about it. Hand written a love letter to your best friend's husband/wife saying that you've been secretly in love with him/her for a long time. Make sure it is tactful. Above all, make it funny, and unbelievably dorky. If you walk by a loving couple, look at the man or woman and ask: “Why you didn't call last night?” Walk quickly away as you add, “I'm mad at you now!” Leave them hanging, and puzzle. Stare at a tall handsome stranger in the store, and say, “Ooh…I love you.” You have to act as if you mean it, and then bring yourself back to your normal self as though you did not say anything. Ask your friend to pay back the money that you've lend to him/her even though you never did. Just keep saying “remember when we…” Tell your friend the back of his/her hair is completely yellow/purple/green/blue…Watch them twist and turn in a frenzy. Walk up to a stranger and tell him, he has a run in the back of his pant. In a casual but rather loud voice say, “Stop touching your butt in public…” If you see teenagers all tangle up in kissing, walk by and said “mom is coming!” Watch them push each other away. Drive up to a fast food restaurant, order your food, and then drive up to the window to tell them that you don't have the money with you. Do it before they have a chance to cook your order. Ring someone's door bell and give them a handful of rocks: “I found these and thought you should have it. They mean a lot to me.” Walk as fast as you can without laughing. Knock on your neighbor's door and tell them to give you back your magazine /newspaper subscription. 
Should I try ?  A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
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"What MD Junction means to me is a place where i can feel like im not alone. As someone with something as rare as hydrocephalus, it feels like im the only one in the world with it. When i came to MD, its like everyone has it. It doesnt feel like im alone. And that people need to hold up a sign to say what i have, because people know. And they understand. I can get questions answered from people who have been through it rather than from doctors or people who only can tell you from a physical standpoint. THat is what MD junction means to me." (tomboykimi)
