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03/14/2011 09:56 AM
PhilPhil46
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. ~Sophia Loren
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03/14/2011 10:03 AM  Top
jenny1978
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ROFL!!!!!
Diagnosed Bipolar 2005(FOUND OUT IN 2012 THAT I WAS MISDIAGNOSED),Recovering Addict,ADHD,
Anxiety Disorder, EBV, fibromyalgia, sporadic hemiplegic migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome

I am not a doctor. I give advice about things, but you should never take my advice over that you would get from your doctor. My advice is just what I have learned from my life experiences and is just my opinion.

"Regardless of who you are or what you have been, you can be what you want to be." ~W. Clement Stone

"In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy." ~Albert Clarke

"Believe in yourself and there will come a day when others have no choice but to believe with you." ~Cynthia Kersey

"Mary had a little lamb, she put it to the heater, but every time it turned around, it burned it's little peter."

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03/14/2011 10:25 AM  Top
CrissyL
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Grin Grin Grin !!
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.
~Albert Einstein

The more we share, the more we have.

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03/14/2011 10:33 AM  Top
PhilPhil46
PhilPhil46  
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Sometimes we just need a good laugh to make it through the day! lol
I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. ~Sophia Loren

03/14/2011 11:01 AM  Top
AmyGirl
AmyGirl  
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LOL Good one Phil!!!! I gotta tell my husband this one. LOL
I am not a doctor although wish I was. LOL All of my comments are strictly my opinion only from my own experiences. I am on no medications at the time but have taken medication in the past. So anything I say about medication is only my opinion from the experiences I have had while on medication. Never stop taking or take medication without talking to your doctor first.
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