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slada Posts: 2408
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What is the funniest thing that happen to you last couple days? I had one of my yesterday I call my friend yesterday and I told her on phone: Come down I cookas tea! I was laughs on my own mistake in English...... She told me,make tea......I told her I know I forget... Last week I went in store and I ask them for some boxes for moving.I just need someone to cut them for me,so nobody wants. I ask for manager so ass come and he told me noooo,we do not need to help you so I was so mad and I told him: who the fuck are you? He told me to leave store or he will call police.I told him go ahead......ha.....you think I am scary....hahaha....... I ask him what your name is and he told me Jo Blow so I was so mad.I went home and write down on paper Jo Blow and look for manager in that store.When my friend come down I told her story and also name of guy  she start laugh so much and she told me no this is not his name,he is making fun of you.....OMG,how stupid I feel so I told her,next time I saw him I will tell him:hi dick hahaha......how stupid I feel now,but I laugh too after all Post edited by: slada, at: 02/01/2011 07:24 PM A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky.
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
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janicepv  Posts: 2570
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LOL! I cant say Ive had anything funny happen to me lately, or at least Im not currently open to seeing humor in the things I used to. But your story, Slada, at least made me smile. Gotta love your attitude ("Who the fuck are you?") - wish I had the balls to speak my mind like that sometimes. |
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PhilPhil46 Posts: 9177
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I went to the post office to mail out a box, I was going to tape it and address it, but Noooooooooooooooo, my husband said they'll do it at the post office. NOT! I wait on line 15mins, get up to the counter and had her the mailing tape,she says, I can tape the box if you buy our tape! what! at 5.99 a roll, when I'm standing in front of her with my own tape, so I said that's not going to happen I'll tape it, she yells next! I go back tape the box and my Asshole husband is watching and doesn't offer to help! I go back up and asks for a marker to address the box, she directs me to the other desks, and they tell me, you have to buy a label, you can't write on that box! 2 lables 69. now I'm pissed, but it gets better, I go on my phone to pull up email where the address where the package is going won't come up, no F*CKING Signal! omg! NOW I'M MAD! I try to call my daughter in law, no signal I go out side now, off the line and get her, I check my bag, I have no pen! So I can't get the address URGH! So I go back inside the post office and asks for a pen, she says we have pens on the counter, I go to the counter, and guess what? their attached to a cord! I try to call again, no signal dam it! I get so mad I rip the pen off the cord and go outside and call and get the address, I get back on line, and when I get up there the lady goes, I seen you pull that pen off the cord, I said if you want to keep seeing B*tch! process this box now, or I'm going to stab you in the F*cking eye! now everyone is looking, my husband goes calm down, do you need to take your medication? oh hell no! I said now ass wipe, I need you to shut your hole, and stop dealing with stupid people! Lesson learned "I will do what I orignally planned on the next package I sent out.  I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
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jenny1978 Posts: 2564
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Phil that is funny as hell!!! ROFL. I can picture you now! Hell I can't compete with that!!! Diagnosed Bipolar 2005(FOUND OUT IN 2012 THAT I WAS MISDIAGNOSED),Recovering Addict,ADHD,
Anxiety Disorder, EBV, fibromyalgia, sporadic hemiplegic migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome
I am not a doctor. I give advice about things, but you should never take my advice over that you would get from your doctor. My advice is just what I have learned from my life experiences and is just my opinion.
"Regardless of who you are or what you have been, you can be what you want to be." ~W. Clement Stone
"In our daily lives, we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy." ~Albert Clarke
"Believe in yourself and there will come a day when others have no choice but to believe with you." ~Cynthia Kersey
"Mary had a little lamb, she put it to the heater, but every time it turned around, it burned it's little peter." |
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janicepv Posts: 2570
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OMG Phil! I-LOVE-IT. You and Slada, two of a kind in the anger department, huh? But GOOD FOR YOU - it's just a fkn pen!!!! Lesson learned about mailing boxes in the future though! |
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PhilPhil46 Posts: 9177
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I admit, multiple little things, all at once, set me off! But I don't strike out today, well not physcially lol I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. ~Sophia Loren |
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janicepv Posts: 2570
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well, that was quite a scenario at the post office. About half-way through it, I would have snatched up my box and left, thinking "I guess God doesnt mean for me to mail this box today." But I like your ripping the pen off the chain method better! Now I will think of you every time I see a pen on a chain. |
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PhilPhil46 Posts: 9177
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oh lol. I postponed mailing that box since Christmas, it was going out! lol even if it meant losing my sanity momentarily lol. In all seriously, I do need to work on it, I push forward, even when it's not good for me. I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. ~Sophia Loren |
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phil I just read yours i have a few things to say 1.. you realllyyy need to be a writer you tell storys so well 2.. that is the funnest shit I have read in forever 3.. I LOVE YOU!! |
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PhilPhil46 Posts: 9177
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I've been told that, but have no interest in writing. But maybe stand up lol I am not a Doctor, Nurse or Medical Professional. Im not even Dr. Seuss, Dr. Dolittle or Dr. Dre. :) I only share advice from my own personal experiences with Panic Attack Disorder. It is soley for information purposes only, please continue to take your Doctors advice. I share what I have learned, read, experienced and know what has helped me, I share this information in hopes it will be of help or comfort to someone else. Good luck, Relax, and lets continue to support one another, and conquer panic the best way we can! :)
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got. ~Sophia Loren |
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