I think we will all have something to add and I can't wait to see the responses .

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LYME(LYME FOG) WHEN....

You know your hard boiled eggs are done when they start exploding.

the smoke alarm lets you know that your skillet is preheated.

everything has a name that name is thing-a-ma-bob.

everybody has a name and it is 'you know who.'

you took your medicine, or did you???

someone asks you how old your children are and you have to think about it.

you leave the car turned on, even when it's parked in the garage.

you can't find your way home from the grocery store (even when it's only 1.5 miles away).

you say you have to go and sup cooker (cook supper).

meant to add 'toothpaste' to your grocery list, but instead wrote 'champagne.'

you find yourself looking for your three year old, and you find her on your hip....really.

can't remember what day of the week it is, or the month, or even the year.

you're standing in front of the fridge and can't remember what item you needed and you don't even know if it's breakfast, lunch or dinnertime.

you have 5 jars of peanut butter because you can't remember if you have any or not.

~~I'm the life of the party...everyone wants to know why I have a sock on my arm ..

~~Now that I have Lyme, things are finally starting to click for me -- my neck... my knees... my elbows...

~~I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

~~I'm taking lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I am just having trouble breathing

~~I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

~~I'm good for least an hour of the day without my Benadryl, prilosec,rocephin, diflucan, 29 various herbs and supplements, zoloft....

~~I'm the first one to find the bathroom and nap area wherever I go

~~My joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service

~~The way I clean my house is with a sweeping glance.

~~I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up

~~I'm smiling all the time because I can't comprehend a word you're saying

~~I insist on being in charge of the checkbook,because when *I* do it, we always come out a couple thousand dollars ahead.

~~I'm the only one in my family who can work the remote with their eyes closed. Hell, I can even do it with my toes.

~~I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.

~~All my friends trust me with their deepest and darkest secrets. They have no idea I can't remember a darned thing they told me.

~~I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over - that is, if I can remember them.

~~I'm the closest one to our Aunt, Aunty Biotics

~~I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, IV care, private care, dental care

~~I would take my Ginkgo if I could remember where I put it.

~~I really wish Uncle Arthur Itis would leave me alone.

~~I'm not irritable, I just don't like traffic, waiting, noise, sound, children, politicians, or anything else in my environment...

~~I have the most culture than anyone I know - blood culture, fungus, accidophillus and FOS

~~I am extremely creative, I remember something new every day.

~~I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired last month.

~~Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed -

I enjoy it. I do it seven or ten times a day.

~~I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place

~~I'm achey, weak, saggy and lumpy, and have burning sensations - and that's just my left leg

~~I'm having trouble remembering simple words like....uh....

~~I'm now spending more time with my pillows than with my mate

~~I'm sure they are making people much healthier these days

~~I'm in the *initial* state of my prime years: SSI, HMO, HBO, PPO, LUAT.....

~~I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 210?

~~I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-light, anti-noise, anti- inflammatory, anti-biotics, anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, anti-fungal

~~I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?

~~I've added more variety into my life, I just added multiple vitamins and minerals

~~I'm the only one in the family that knows how many cracks are in the ceiling

~~I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom

~~Do I have brain fog? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think.

Post edited by: Clayton72, at: 07/24/2008 08:28

Hope everyone is having a good day.

Ann

Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Achy, Itchy, Chilly, Sweaty and (sometimes my own) Doc.

Woops, that's 8. (Remember that I'm "Dopey," lol.)

Okay, another YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LYME WHEN:

your alarm clock is your headache waking you up every morning.

I had one more, but I forgot what it was....ha,ha...