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I know just about everyone here can relate to this joke...I almost feel like this sometimes! Two elderly women, Mildred and Ethel were out driving in a very large car, and both could just barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through it. Ethel sitting in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they drove right through it! This time, Ethel was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay VERY close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was most definitely red and they flew right through it. Ethel turned to Mildred and said, "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to Ethel and said, "Oh No! Am I driving?" If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill |
"All I can say is that this has been the best place ever. It has been six to seven months since I joined, and I have learned so much. I now believe in myself and accept myself on a completely different level. The people on MDJunction has been so supportive and accepting that I have been able to adopt it into my personal life. That has reduced a lot of stress in my life. Thanks to all." (bunnyfly)
