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05/08/2012 12:55 AM
mem6526

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay! Well maybe you should be sure to keep them apart! Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Tongue

You are just the best! Your sense of humor is fantastic! Wink Kissing

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05/08/2012 01:01 AM  Top
faerie
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Apart - - - are you kidding???? The girl won't seperate them. They LOVE each other and snuggle all the time. Snuggle is fine - - - just musn't turn to snogging.

Angel - do you want to assist me with the vasectomy! Nurse - - - pass the magnifying glass - check - - - - pass the nail clippers - - - check!

We will need wine - - - - give him a slug so it doesn't hurt and drink the rest ourselves to give us the courage, LOL


05/08/2012 01:03 AM  Top
mem6526

Can't you teach them how to practice "safe sex?" LOL

I cannot stop laughing!!! You really are hysterical!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


05/08/2012 01:12 AM  Top
faerie
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Oh Angel - - - you are BRILLIANT!!!!!! I am ALWAYS looking for ways to make money!!!! I am going to make mice condoms!!!!! Mothers ALL over the world will LOVE me!!!!! LOL

05/08/2012 01:15 AM  Top
mem6526

YES! Mice condoms! We will go in to business together!

I am sure there are some men too that can use them! LOL Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


05/08/2012 01:53 AM  Top
faieriemama
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OMG!! I just found this post and am siting here laughing myself silly!! You ladies crack me up!! faerie and angel I love the idea of mice condoms... Laughing Laughing Laughing I could have used them when my kids were little and brought home the damn... oops meant darling mice that my daughter wouldn't let her brother feed to his snake. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Post edited by: faieriemama, at: 05/08/2012 01:55 AM

I'm not a medical professional, I can only offer advice,if you need medical attention please see a medical professional.

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05/08/2012 02:20 AM  Top
Clarita
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Hilarious post loved it totally!:-D Thank You for putting a smile on this v delicate batgirl's faceSmile-really needed some humour today too! know that my hubby will find this funny tooWink! You remind me of the British comedian Michael McIntyre, too! Sending super gentle hugs to You Faerie plus keeping fingers crossed for you that the mice do not breed yet also that angels send healing your way especially as you are such a fabulouss blessing, love from the UK, warmest wishes Clarita xSmile

05/08/2012 08:34 AM  Top
faerie
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Broken - - - - I can SEE you on line!!!! Nooooooooo! You can't hide!!!!!!!

I want to swap - - I NEED to swap - - - - you can have these meese if you give me your sugar glider - - - - I sooooooooooooooooo want your sugar glider.

Hugs Faerie


05/08/2012 09:32 AM  Top
mem1318

Well now you guys have woke me up. Keep your darn pets. A rat is a rat I don't care what size, no tail or what ever. I am scared of them. I will hurt you and me. Boy can I tell you some storys about me and rats. I can spot them a mile away. Hubby use to get the kids rabbits all the time for Easter. Started off a little thing. I use to hole him and everything. Snow was part of the family. Snow was so good he could open his cage and be laying on the couch when we got home from work. It was amazing how he never left his dripping around the house, alway went back to his cage to take care of his business. Well I put Snow outside, yes he had a collar the works. Snow got sick from being in the sun. I got a book and started reading, I did not know if to take snow to the vet or what. I was pretty young then and did not know any better. As I was reading the word rotten(sp) kept popping up. It hit me that rabbits are big rats without a tail. Mr Snow ,cage, cedar, all his needs went to Zoo ville. Told hubby if he every brought another rabbit in the house they both would have to go. Now it is hard for me to even look at a live rabbit. There are wild rabbits running around outside. The damn things scared me when the run from under the patio. I hate it for them. I have that block rat poision out under patio and house, if they get they will die. I think one did last year and it stunk for about a week. I also bought a couple of those sensor and put around the house. I'm trying to warn them, they are on there own.

My niece had one of those hamster things and had a little ball for it. I though her girlfriend baby was playing with the ball. For some reason the thing would roll where I was sitting. I would roll it back to the baby. Damn I looked down and saw it was a rat inside the ball. When they found me I was in the bath tub screaming like crazy. The hole time I stayed there, they had to keep that thing in the closet. I did not care who house it was. Nasty

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05/08/2012 10:05 AM  Top
faerie
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! RW I used to love you sooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You poison rabbits!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl - - - - - - you are going to have to work sooooooooooooo hard to get back into my good books. LOL

I fish ANTS out the bath for goodness gratiously sake. LOL

Love - - - Faerie

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