10 best things about Fibromyalgia
(from Zazzle.com amazing website of super cool products)
1.I save money on magazines. With brain fog, I can’t remember what I just read!
2.I am a cheap date. No alcohol, no dessert and I still feel drunk or hungover.
3.On ‘good day’s I feel wonderful. Other people need a much better day to feel that way.
4.I am easy to find…I’m either at the Dr’s office or at home.
5.I never have to make my bed because I’ll probably be right back in it.
6.I have acquired a great lounging/sleeping wardbrobe. I rarely get dressed as nobody ever sees me.
7.Disequilibrium saves money on amusement parks. I get the same sensations every time I stand up!
8.I feel smarter than my Doctors…all they say is ‘I don’t know’
9.With short-term memory impairment I can hide my own Easter eggs and Christmas presents.
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
Steven Wright
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
Lord Byron
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
It a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Sommerset Morgan
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous
I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B. Morton
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Shall I not have intelligence with the earth? Am I not partly leaves and vegetable mould myself.
Henry David Thoreau
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I found a great way to attract money... work!
Curtis D. Tucker
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
Holmes
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
Where there are no swamps there are no frogs.
German Proverb
Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have before you fully understand the situation.
Unknown
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.
Bob Hope
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Benjamin Franklin
I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win.
Unknown
Life is so unlike theory.
Unknown
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
Miguel De Cervantes
As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
William Shakespeare
Life is a terminal desiese for which there is no vaccination.
Anonymous
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
Unknown
Amy~ “When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
Current dxes-Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, Mitral Valve Prolapse w/regurg, 2 other heart valves with regurg, POTS, DDD, scoliosis, various OA, polyneuropathy of unknown origin, SI joint dysfunction/fusion/collapse, chronic rotar cuff tendonitis, impingement syndrome of the shoulder, chronic bursitis in various locations, degeneration of the sternum, vertigo, GERD, FM, CFS, CPS, various bone marrow lesions, brain lesions of unknown cause, migraines, TMJ, vertically bulging discs, Raynaud's, anemia, tinnitus, high copper levels, borderline glaucoma, colon polyps, intermittent RLS, Vit D deficiency, depression, Eye accomodation disorder, Essential tremor, recurrent kidney stones, sacral spine disorder, inflammed tendons, and inflammation of spinal nerves(no specific dx).
I'm am not a dr. I am not a substitute for a dr. All advice I give is based on research and my personal experiences.
"MDJunction has become a lifeline to my recovery. I use this site as a daily coping tool where i can share my thoughts,my fears and ask ways to cope with living life with a illness. I also found new friends here and they have restore my faith in humanity. People everywhere come here to share same problems or solutions to problems we encounter in our lives. MDjunction is a wonderful site and has help not only myself but also my family and friends. I recommend this site to anyone who thinks they are alone dealing with an illness and also to those who have love ones who suffer from illnesses. I will keep spreading the word about MDJunction to organizations who deals with illnesses that would benefit having MDjunction as a support system.Bottom line is.. I found myself again through MDJunction" (mobey)
