OH MERCY...I so needed this laugh right now. You guys so funny!! OK, I totally agree that the suits should be purple, well, with the whole Fibro purple thing, that's just a given. About the 'passing gas' thing, we would have to be really careful as to not do that around the chemicals we would have to use to extract the toxic (med induced) water. So yes, they would definitely have to be large and enclosed so nothing could leak out. With that being said...you know everything is cyclic...where would the gas go? I can't answer that question but, well, I do, however, get this great mental picture of a bunch of women in very large purple hazmat suits floating around up in the air across the continental United States and the authorities trying to figure out a way to get us all down. THAT would make for a very interesting read. On second thought though, before we even start this process, we could tie string to our shoes and then tie that string to each other's shoes, so that we could at least float around together like a big balloon bouquet. Of course, you could say, 'I could never do that because I am afraid of heights?' Honey, don't worry about it...that's what the brownies are for.  |
