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03/31/2008 16:40
Janilee
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 My neice Colleen: Colleen's girlfriend got her period when she was 9 yrs old.

Colleen couldn't wait to start hers cause then she would be a woman.

Well Colleen started her period at age 11 and was so proud. She had her mum take her to see nana (that's my mother) so she could tell nana she was a woman now. She went in and told nana that she got her period and it wasn't as bad as everyone told her. So nana said I don't know why you are so happy, now you'll have to mess with your period once a month for the rest of your life until you hit the change. Colleen got this horrible look on her face and said

"What do you mean once a month?" I guess my sister forgot to tell her the most important thing about the curse.

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04/01/2008 19:58
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 My nephew Dustin was about 3 years old and had a pet hamster. It was his first pet. One day my brother and his wife were asleep and hadn't hear Dustin get up. He has a sister that was about 5 at the time. Well Dustin comes in and wakes up his mom and dad and tells them that his hamster was dirty and he gave him a bath and he was sleeping and being very good. Well my sister-in-law got to thinking that there was no reason for it to be sleeping so long and looked at it. It was dead. Evidently when Dustin gave it a bath he had drowned it. She didn't have the nerve to tell him that he had killed it, she just told him later that it had gone to heaven and they would get him another one and that hamsters don't need little boys to give them a bath, they can do it by themselves.
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04/01/2008 22:01
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 I have a habbit of when I don't want to do something I will say,"Lets not and say we did."

One day when my little girl was about 4 or 5 I needed to go run some errands and she was wanting to go home and play with some new toy she got, so she really didn't want us to have to go pay the bills.She said, "can't we do that one thing where we say we did it, but we don't." Lol, can't blame her for trying

When I was a little girl and my grandma seen someone dressed really nicely she would say, "they were dressed fit to kill."

Well I was trying to tell my mom about this lady that was dressed really nicely and I said, "she was dressed fit to die mom." My mom about hit the floor laughing.
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04/02/2008 09:08
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 Minnie Pearl (who was a country comedianne long before Jeff Foxworthy and all them) told a joke one time and I loved it. It goes: 3 young ladies were going to get married on the same day. The oldest one was BEAUTIFUL and really acted it. She was marrying a man who was REALLY HANDSOME and also acted it. The second woman was kind of beautiful but not as beautiful as her older sister but was a real snob. The third was as plain as she could be and was marrying a man as plain as she was. But they were both really nice. The sisters decided that they would all stay at the same bed and breakfast on their wedding night and the next morning to see how their husbands had performed in bed on their wedding night they would say "MORNING" at the breakfast table in a sentence for everytime they had had sex the night before. The next morning at the table the oldest one said GOOD MORNING with a big smile on her face. The second one says good MORNING this MORNING in a bragging manner. The youngest and plainest one of the 3 thought for a minute and said "good MORNING this MORNING it's a pretty MORNING this MORNING if it's as pretty a MORNING in the MORNING as it is this MORNING it'll be a pretty MORNING in the MORNING. The other 2 sisters fell over in a dead faint.
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04/02/2008 09:34
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 Nephew story: When my nephew TJ was 5, I had come to PA for a 2 week visit to help fix things around my mums house that she wasn't able to do. My younger sister and I scrubbed mum's front porch head to toe then decided that we should paint it cause it looked a little drab. We were repainting the front part white and my nephew who lived up the street came down to see what we were doing. He asked if he could help and I told him sure but to stay away from the paint bucket. He was doing so well but then decided he wanted to have a hot dog. I told him to go in and ask Nana to make him a hot dog but be careful and don't knock over the paint bucket that I had on the rubbermaid stool. Not only did he manage to step into the bucket but to knock it over onto the white stones mum had around the front of the porch but he fell into it too. We took his shoes off and I told him to tell Nana to get a plastic bag. We put the stones into the plastic bag and got them to the back of the house via Radio Flyer red wagon. I proceeded to wash TJ and the stones off with the hose and I told TJ to put them on the sidewalk to dry. Which he dutifully did. It was a long chore because there were alot of stones. When I got done squirting them off, I looked back to see how TJ was doing. There he had the stones layed out in one long straight single rowed line from my mothers back door to the alley. We gathered them up and dragged them back out front after my sister had cleaned up the front yard. Needless to say, the next time he asked us if he could help, we both told him to go watch TV with Nana.
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04/02/2008 21:46
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 My three girls had got into trouble, I don't remember exactly what they had done but their dad was going to spank them. they were about 4,6,&8 years old and he lined them up one at a time and spanked them for whatever it was. Then he looked at them and said do you know what you did wrong and they all three shook their heads and in unison said yes, then he asked them if they were going to clean up the mess they had made and they all three in unison again said yes, then he said are you going to do it again and all three of them in unison again said YES. He got so tickled at them he just sent them outside to play so we could laugh without them seeing us.
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04/03/2008 05:51
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 Firbo fog yesterday for me. Went to Wal-Mart to get some much needed groceries. Wasn't doing too well as far as the fibro pain yesterday either.

Got my groceries and then went into the garden department. Lo and behold, there were my patio chairs that I wanted. Took one down and sat in it. Wonderful!!! They wouldn't fit into the cart and no one was at the cash register so I figured I'd go pay for the groceries and then come back and get the chairs. I asked the check out lady if there was someone to help me in gardening and she said those registers didn't open up til Friday but I

could buy the chairs today. She watched my cart while I went back and got

4 chairs. Now I had two carts to deal with. She kindly said she would

help me get them to my car. We got out of the store and I saw my SUV

and pointed her too it. I thanked her and she left. I got out the remote and clicked the heck out of it but it wouldn't open. I thought OMG! the battery in the stupid little thing went dead. I had been telling my husband to get it fixed but he never did. As I was standing there with

my two carts (ice cream melting at this point) trying to figure out what to do I just glanced around and there sat MY SUV two rows over. I was so embarassed. Good thing that check out lady didn't see that one. A kind gentleman did help me get my grocery cart over to the correct Bravada.

I could imagine what he and his wife were thinking as he walked away.

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04/06/2008 19:44
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 I went to Wal Mart with my 2 daughters and came back out and was looking for my car. I couldn't find it because it was parked at home and I was there with my daughters in one of their trucks. I felt so foolish. At least I had enough sense to keep my mouth shut and not sound as silly as I was feeling. I had gotten some little plastic containers of chocolate milk, like 1/2 pint sizes and I forgot and left one of them in my daughter;s truck and she found it today because she was trying to find what was smelling so bad in it. It was my milk. I felt bad but what could I do besides tell her I thought I had gotten all of them out. At least it wasn't open and it hadn't spilled in there. It had just ruined and evidently she could smell it.
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04/06/2008 21:09
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 Jan, I do things like that all of the time! I would lose my head if it wasn't attached! I did absent-minded stuff even before the fibro, but now....I am HOPELESS! At least we can laugh about it on here...
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04/07/2008 08:42
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 We can laugh at ourselves and each other on here and I think that helps a lot. I used to work in an office as office manager and I could remember customers, addresses, phone numbers and everything, then this hit and I am lucky to remember my own address and phone number. I hate it because I get so confused. But I have begun to believe more in the hereafter, I go from the living room to the kitchen and have to ask myself "What am I here after?
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