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05/19/2012 03:44 PM
MoiraWolf
MoiraWolf
 
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Dear Grandson:

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Grandma

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"

I am not a medical doctor and any medical opinion I give is based on personal experience and/or research. It is not intended to suppliment or replace your doctor. Follow at your own risk.

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Hydroxyzine 25mg
Carbidopa/Levadopa 25/100mg
Fish Oil Omega 3 - 1400mg
multi-vitamin pack
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Vitamin D3 50,000units, once a week

Dx: Fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, obstructive sleep apnea, restless leg syndrome, degnerative joint disease, hypertension, diabetes type II, irritable bowel syndrome, plantar fasciitis, reactive airway disease, chronic allergies, hashimoto's disease, TMJ, morbid obesity, major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, seasonal affective disorder

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05/19/2012 03:52 PM  Top
mabri
mabri
 
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Love it, Moira!! Hysterical, and yet so true!! Thanks
Please do not take anything I say as medical advice. I am not a doctor.

**Becky**

05/19/2012 04:21 PM  Top
shayluna
shayluna
 
Posts: 306
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That's super funny and true Smile

05/19/2012 05:04 PM  Top
broken
broken
 
Posts: 9223
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I dont know should I laugh or should I cry..so very true
we all have alot to give if one gets the help then some of this suffering is worth it..

remeber I am not a doctor I just say what I think

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05/19/2012 07:51 PM  Top
mem1318

I'm like my friend faerie, you made me tired. lol I like it. haha!!!!

05/19/2012 08:21 PM  Top
oroman
oroman
 
Posts: 1539
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Oh I like it too!!! How funny that this makes me realize that I too feel just like "Grandma" but don't have grandkids.

Thanks for the big smile.


05/19/2012 08:23 PM  Top
MoiraWolf
MoiraWolf
 
Posts: 3410
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My grandmaw had this on her wall. Haven't seen it in ages but thought about it today, and I had to hunt up and see if I could find it on the web. Sure enough, someone had it up and I got a copy.

Scary how true it is!

I am not a medical doctor and any medical opinion I give is based on personal experience and/or research. It is not intended to suppliment or replace your doctor. Follow at your own risk.

Gabapentin 600mg, tid
Tramadol 50mg, bid
Enalapril 10mg
Metoprolol ER 50mg
Citalopram 40mg
Levothyroid 125mcg
Cyclobenzaprine 10mg
Hydroxyzine 25mg
Carbidopa/Levadopa 25/100mg
Fish Oil Omega 3 - 1400mg
multi-vitamin pack
Vitamin C 500mg
Vitamin D3 50,000units, once a week

Dx: Fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, obstructive sleep apnea, restless leg syndrome, degnerative joint disease, hypertension, diabetes type II, irritable bowel syndrome, plantar fasciitis, reactive airway disease, chronic allergies, hashimoto's disease, TMJ, morbid obesity, major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, seasonal affective disorder

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05/19/2012 08:48 PM  Top
Julzy
Julzy
 
Posts: 503
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This is hysterical Moira! Thanks for sharing and for the much needed laugh!
Be well in mind and spirit even though your body fights you daily with pain....love and light. Julz.

05/19/2012 10:57 PM  Top
faieriemama
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Hysterical I love it!! oh good grief this could be me, LOL TY Moira.
I'm not a medical professional, I can only offer advice,if you need medical attention please see a medical professional.

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Your path is unique to you.
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