Fibromyalgia Support Group

> A man and his wife were having an argument about who

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> should brew the coffee each morning.

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> The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,

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> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.

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> The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and

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> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my

> coffee.'

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> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

> the man should do the coffee.'

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> Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..'

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> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the

> top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'....

I'm so gonna use this on my husband

THE TOP 10 REASONS GOD CREATED EVE

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put he garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve . .

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

Have a good day ladies.

Olga