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08/29/2008 21:37
autumnskye63
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OK, so i work in a factory with a bunch of backstabbing,loudmouth, rude women.i love to watch them run and tattle on someone who is supposed to be a friend.(when all i can do is sit,i have to amuse myself somehow so we have the ones who love to shoot rubberbands,right in the middle of my back.and the teamleader says you will be ok."NO I WON'T IT FRIGGEN HURTS" and of course we have the competitive ones(we do assembly,parts per hour,)i like to tell them a high number and watch them struggle to beat it so i have them call me cripple,crybaby,my favorite crackhead.oh and of course i have the "who are you today" i would love some witty answers to these comments that will just stop them in their tracks.but of course not get me fired. Any suggestions???
Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly…….

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

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08/29/2008 21:54
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When they ask who you are today, tell them Sybill.
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08/29/2008 22:39
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LOL, they probably wouldn't understand
Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly…….

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.



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08/29/2008 23:01
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How about: Obviously, Your rubberbands target.
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08/30/2008 07:17
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how about: If you don't stop with the rubberbands, I'll be your worst nightmare come true today.

Or you could sing that song. The rubberband man.

May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door!

Happy Thanksgiving
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08/30/2008 08:26
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i know that song,i sing like poo, so that may just work.
Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly…….

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

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08/30/2008 08:45
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That'll drive them nuts if you sing it all day long LOL.
May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door!

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08/30/2008 08:50
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how about the Barney song, that one makes me crazy
Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly…….

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.

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08/30/2008 23:40
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Do you know the "phenomenon" song? If you do, it'll get stuck in their heads and drive them crazzzzzzzzzy!
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08/31/2008 07:50
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Okay, It is time to take this one step up the ladder. apparently your management missed the harrassment classes. You are legally entitled a save workplace that is free of harassment. It is your RIGHT!
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