JOKE OF THE DAY!!

A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.

As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.

The minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.

"You should have gotten all of our lunches!" scolded the priestess. She then got up, walked across the lake, picked up her lunch as well as the rabbi's, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal.

The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, "Wha... what... how did you...?"

The minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks "Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?"

The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies "What rocks?"

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a

sign

out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without

second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives

past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the

far

side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door

reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in

a

long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding

passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and

tells

the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers

the

door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the

large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through

the

door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing

another sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

GO SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ololololololol