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03/03/2012 09:09 AM

Random Thought Thread(page 175)

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cptblack you just described the plot of The Producers!
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03/03/2012 11:27 AM
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Why are there Braille bumps on Drive Up ATM machine keys? And when you say "ATM Machine" are you saying Automatatic Teller Machine Machine"?

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03/04/2012 08:24 AM
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Marriage is like a card game. You begin with a pair of hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for a club and a spade.

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03/04/2012 09:46 AM
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A turtle is walking down the street and a guys say to him "Hey! You got a girl on your back"! The turtle says "That's not just a girl, that's Michelle".

03/04/2012 09:51 AM
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My random thought-

Why is it the random paw prints in this house are always worse when company is due.


03/05/2012 11:47 AM
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It was easier housebreaking three dogs than potty training one two year old.

03/05/2012 11:49 AM
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How hot are "The Hubs of Hades"? If we don't know why do we compare any other heat to them?

03/05/2012 02:41 PM
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Sounds more dramatic Cpt. Plus is interwoven with religion, which probally meant a lot at the time.

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03/05/2012 03:04 PM
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What would life be like without hypothetical situations to think about?

03/06/2012 09:18 AM
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The sign said "No Shoes, No Shirt, No SERVICE"! So why did they go ape when I came in wearing shoes, a nice shirt and no pants?

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