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02/28/2012 06:23 AM

Random Thought Thread(page 174)

cptblack
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So Juan Montoya hit a Jet Drier on the track under a caution flag last night during the Daytona 500. Whaaaa?? Now he needs to hit the Pace Car and he can truely say he's hit it all.
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02/28/2012 09:59 AM
cptblack
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Rhetorical question: Why can't I find a sharpened pencil when I need one. The answer is I have two sons and a granson who carry them off.

02/28/2012 12:17 PM
cptblack
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If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding,

what is it expanding into?


02/28/2012 04:53 PM
jennywren
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Why do my ball point pens not work!

Jennywren


03/01/2012 02:19 AM
norma
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I'm an Advocate

Some days are easier than others.

03/01/2012 06:13 AM
pirateprincess421
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Can I just crawl back in bed. I don't feel like doing anything right now. Let alone go to work. Yick.

03/01/2012 09:10 AM
cptblack
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That fine print on chewing gum that say "10 calories per stick". Is that what you gain or what you burn chewing it?

03/01/2012 09:35 AM
bfly
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LMAO! Great question... I've often wondered if fanning yourself with a paper fan makes you hotter because of the energy you exert in the fanning process???? Feeling a google moment coming on.

03/02/2012 08:03 AM
cptblack
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If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

03/02/2012 10:20 AM
bfly
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Succeeded, because the objective (which just happened to be to fail- but could have een anything) -was met???? Fun and creative thought and I can't believe I attempted to answer!
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