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09/10/2011 08:51 AM
OCDMD
OCDMD
 
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Hi everyone,

I'd like to start a new thread. Only One-liners accepted. Note who said it: yourself, unknown, or the name of the author.

Let's start amusing one another. I'll start it off.

1. Some people take the Polar Plunge, I do the Bipolar one.

OCDMD

Just for today I will be happy. -Al-Anon

A smile of encouragement at the right moment may act like sunlight on a closed-up flower; it may be the turning point for a struggling life. -Author unknown
Bipolar Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Anxiety ...
Lamictal/lamotrigine,Lithium,Klonopin/clonazepam and citalopram
I am not a psychiatrist or a therapist. My suggestions and opinions are from my personal experiences and those of family and friends.
Reply

09/10/2011 11:02 AM  Top
ZadieBlue
ZadieBlue
 
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Zadie was here. She was fantastic.
"I'm going to quit -- dried turkey." - Anonymous

"I forgot my mantra." - Annie Hall

"Knocked me on the head and sent me spinning
It was a blast I can't remember the last time
Stand between two poles and hold your arms up
I'll kick me over your head and stock down . . . " - Throwing Muses

Female, age 37

Bipolar I (mild)
• Episodes / cycling happen most often during Spring and Fall allergy season; some dissociation possible during episodes.
• GAD dx 12/11, PTSD traits, ED (in recovery)
• Boarding school survivor :)

PSYCH:
Adderall 15 mg x 2 • Prozac 40 mg • Ativan 1.5 mg • Geodon 120 mg • Starting Lithium again
(Levothyroxine 50 mcg • Atenolol 12.5 mg x 2 • Clonidine 0.1 mg x 3).

ALLERGY / ASTHMA -- (Winter / Spring cocktail): Levocetirizine • Alvesco HFA 160 mcg • Ketotifen Fumarate PRN • Flovent • ProAir PRN

Mercy Buckets to everyone!!!

09/10/2011 11:33 AM  Top
Edyn
Edyn
 
Posts: 1104
Senior Member
Thanks, I've been practicing

Edyn-me, myself and I

I've been practicing

You cannot change the future because you don't know what it holds until it is here, then it becomes the past, and why worry about the past since you cannot change it.

I am only as strong as those who support me.


Please note that I have lots of opinions and I have no qualms as to letting you know them, whether you agree with me or not is your opinion.

09/12/2011 11:36 AM  Top
OCDMD
OCDMD
 
Posts: 928
Senior Member
Old people don't fart, they're just jet-propelled.

OCDMD

Just for today I will be happy. -Al-Anon

A smile of encouragement at the right moment may act like sunlight on a closed-up flower; it may be the turning point for a struggling life. -Author unknown
Bipolar Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Anxiety ...
Lamictal/lamotrigine,Lithium,Klonopin/clonazepam and citalopram
I am not a psychiatrist or a therapist. My suggestions and opinions are from my personal experiences and those of family and friends.

09/13/2011 04:35 PM  Top
Edyn
Edyn
 
Posts: 1104
Senior Member
And I'm the crazy one?
I've been practicing

You cannot change the future because you don't know what it holds until it is here, then it becomes the past, and why worry about the past since you cannot change it.

I am only as strong as those who support me.


Please note that I have lots of opinions and I have no qualms as to letting you know them, whether you agree with me or not is your opinion.

09/13/2011 05:40 PM  Top
ZadieBlue
ZadieBlue
 
Posts: 3787
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My Grandfather (with a deep Southern accent): "I don't give a continental damn!!!"
"I'm going to quit -- dried turkey." - Anonymous

"I forgot my mantra." - Annie Hall

"Knocked me on the head and sent me spinning
It was a blast I can't remember the last time
Stand between two poles and hold your arms up
I'll kick me over your head and stock down . . . " - Throwing Muses

Female, age 37

Bipolar I (mild)
• Episodes / cycling happen most often during Spring and Fall allergy season; some dissociation possible during episodes.
• GAD dx 12/11, PTSD traits, ED (in recovery)
• Boarding school survivor :)

PSYCH:
Adderall 15 mg x 2 • Prozac 40 mg • Ativan 1.5 mg • Geodon 120 mg • Starting Lithium again
(Levothyroxine 50 mcg • Atenolol 12.5 mg x 2 • Clonidine 0.1 mg x 3).

ALLERGY / ASTHMA -- (Winter / Spring cocktail): Levocetirizine • Alvesco HFA 160 mcg • Ketotifen Fumarate PRN • Flovent • ProAir PRN

Mercy Buckets to everyone!!!

09/13/2011 06:09 PM  Top
platelet60
platelet60
 
Posts: 282
Member
My tough guy dad, boasting: "I'm rougher than rat shit rolled in the sand -- and twice as gritty."

Disgusting.

I will probably edit this out within 24 hours.

Post edited by: platelet60, at: 09/13/2011 06:12 PM

Jesse

Lithium 1200mg
Risperidone 2.5mg
Lamotrigine 200mg
Bupropion 400mg

"As long as a word remains unspoken, you are its master; once you utter it, you are its slave." -- Solomon ibn Gabirol

"No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings." -- William Blake

Not a doctor or a therapist -- you know the deal. I hope that someday my humble opinion and experience, taken with a huge chunk of salt, can help somebody.

09/13/2011 07:05 PM  Top
Edyn
Edyn
 
Posts: 1104
Senior Member
that's so funny.
I've been practicing

You cannot change the future because you don't know what it holds until it is here, then it becomes the past, and why worry about the past since you cannot change it.

I am only as strong as those who support me.


Please note that I have lots of opinions and I have no qualms as to letting you know them, whether you agree with me or not is your opinion.

09/13/2011 07:29 PM  Top
globalmind
globalmind
 
Posts: 154
Member
I agree, that's funny.

Not a one liner, but...

"Never criticize a man until you've run a mile in his shoes. That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, it'll be okay because you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes." -Robin Evans


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