Really Dumb Joke

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and

said, "I've some bad news.

You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."

The woman was shocked, but managed to

compose herself and walk into the waiting

room where her daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when

things are good, and we cele brate when things

don't go so well! .In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer.

Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a

little less somber.

There were some laughs and more martinis.

They were eventually approached by some of

the woman's old friends, who were curious as

to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking

to her impending end.

"I've been diagnosed with AIDS"

The friends were aghast and gave the woman

their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter

leaned over and whispered,

"Mama, I thought you said you were dying

of cancer, and you just told your friends you

were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, " I don' t want any of those

bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."

That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order.

Hey All-

Not to make light of the terrible affliction that kills so many. Just thought this was goofy enough to brighten your day.

Karen