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01/01/2008 02:57 AM

Ajoke to get the day started!

sheilabeila
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A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across

at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice."No, I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Devil HA HA! Devil

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01/01/2008 03:30 AM
carmen33
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lol...that is a good one..

01/01/2008 02:16 PM
dawn1b
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Ho Ho Ho

What a great way to start the New Year. Thanks so much.

W00t Dawn


01/01/2008 03:30 PM
sheilabeila
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Glad you liked it... I thought it was a cute little story!

s~


01/01/2008 05:24 PM
robs
 
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funny but not,

reminds me of one night coming home,wife throws cell out window,go back and look,dark ,cant find.wife gets behind wheel and yells to get in.then loudly says "i'll show you son-of-a-bi...h"we do 90 down a dark road.i was scared to death.

never ride with a bp in mania unless you have a airbag too!


01/01/2008 05:39 PM
red1965
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The joke was kinda disturbed, I loved it! Thanks for the laugh.

My wife is scarry to ride with while manic, she cannot focus long enough to keep car going straight, much less remember where she is going.


01/01/2008 06:06 PM
dawn1b
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W00t Well I tried to run my husband down while I was driving years ago and I still thought it was hilarious.Devil
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