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Agorphobic & PTSD Forums › Lounge - Off topic discussions › Joke thread! PG-13
04/04/2012 10:23 AM
Joke thread! PG-13
Irishangel88
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What's the best place to have a bubble gum chewing contest?

A Choo Choo train Tongue

Ok, that was pretty lame but if you think you could do better please post! But please be mindful of the rating I gave the topic Tongue

Diamonds are only made under extreme pressure. So let's sparkle baby :)

She looked in the mirror and thought today....what happened to miss no longer afraid?
Kelly Clarkson- "Miss Independent"

"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Marilyn Monroe

I am not a doctor, and I don't take referrals :)
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04/04/2012 10:46 AM  Top
zaylia
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tubing at high speeds on a lake

04/04/2012 10:51 AM  Top
KittenMittens
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Muffins

Two muffins were in the oven and one muffin said to the other, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Then, the other muffin yelled,"AHHHHHH! A talking muffin?"

I desire to inspire before I expire.

04/04/2012 01:29 PM  Top
Anna321
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This one is incredibly depressing and yet funny!!!! Laughing

chickenwaste

04/04/2012 03:22 PM  Top
KittenMittens
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Oh yeah! It's Savage Chicken day!!!
I desire to inspire before I expire.

04/04/2012 03:24 PM  Top
KittenMittens
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chicken
I desire to inspire before I expire.

04/05/2012 11:50 AM  Top
KittenMittens
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French Cuisine

A man and his wife are seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

After the waiter arrives the man says, "I'LL have your biggest, thickest Porterhouse steak."

The waiter replies "But monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?"

The man replies, "She'll have a salad."

I desire to inspire before I expire.

04/05/2012 11:51 AM  Top
Irishangel88
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That should end with .......and he's still in the hospital Tongue
Diamonds are only made under extreme pressure. So let's sparkle baby :)

She looked in the mirror and thought today....what happened to miss no longer afraid?
Kelly Clarkson- "Miss Independent"

"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Marilyn Monroe

I am not a doctor, and I don't take referrals :)

04/05/2012 11:53 AM  Top
KittenMittens
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Hospital? LOL I have a hospital joke!

Did you here about the guy who lost his whole left side?

He’s alright now!

I desire to inspire before I expire.

04/05/2012 11:56 AM  Top
Irishangel88
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No, I didn't "here" about the joke, but I can "hear" about it Tongue
Diamonds are only made under extreme pressure. So let's sparkle baby :)

She looked in the mirror and thought today....what happened to miss no longer afraid?
Kelly Clarkson- "Miss Independent"

"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Marilyn Monroe

I am not a doctor, and I don't take referrals :)
Reply

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