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04/20/2012 02:24 PM

Sex and Agoraphobia!

Snowpuma
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ROTFLMAO!!! LOVE IT! Happy freakin Friday!!! Smile
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04/20/2012 02:31 PM
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Hey! I deleted this thread, how did it find it's way back? Weird! I thought I pissed everyone off!

04/20/2012 02:34 PM
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It was funny...don't over think it!!! Tongue

04/20/2012 02:37 PM
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An agoraphobic couple having a wild Saturday night!

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04/20/2012 02:39 PM
Snowpuma
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Nice...lol....and whats on your mind today one may ask......TeeHee!!!! Tongue

04/20/2012 02:46 PM
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Well, it is Friday you know! Weekends used to mean party time but now it's a glass of wine and pass out cuz of boredom!

Is there a conference call tonight, anyone know?


04/20/2012 02:49 PM
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I plan on some wine, DH has been gone for work the last few days....so.....yeah! Smile

As to your question I haven't the foggiest! Hope you find something fun for your Friday!


04/20/2012 02:51 PM
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What's a DH, designated hitter?

04/20/2012 02:52 PM
Snowpuma
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Perhaps this evening Wink

04/20/2012 03:09 PM
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.

With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother Smile

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