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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

So does anyone else have some funnies for today. I could really use the laughs. My computer is dying and I may not be able to come on here for much longer. So make me laugh for today ok?

Post edited by: Rea, at: 02/03/2010 08:51 AM

Here's one... My contacts have been bothering me today. So I was in the grocery store, and I could barely open my eyes, and they were watering. It's hard enough for me to get through the checkout line, and now my eyes are watering so much it looks like I'm crying. So when someone gave me a funny look, probably wondering why I was crying, I said "You wouldn't believe how much chicken breast costs this week."

I have done nothing worthy of hilerity of late but thanks for sharing guys

These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspapers - a smile for your day...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .

8-years old.. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK

$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.

$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife

knows everything