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03/07/2012 09:00 AM
jpooh38

Once upon a time there lived a man named Silver. He was the unofficial king and head hancho of Agorland. One day a cool and wise chic ninja named Jenn came to agorland to spread love and cheer. Silver was ok with that until one day Jenn began to show her ninja skills in sports. Silver was very discombobulated that this girl ninja even knew the rules to sports let alone the players. She was running with the big dogs! Silver was angry and to regain his happiness to see her squirm he decided to place a bet... All the agorland people were shocked! How could he bet against the ninja Jenn... His first bet was that the Patriots would beat the Giants in the superbowl. GASP!!! What kind of ludacris bet is that!!! Jenn laughed and had other laughing as well... She looked at Silver straight in the eyes and said "Ha, You shall lose Head Hancho Silver!!! The Giants will beat the Patriots again just as they have in the past." She brought in statistics but he stood his ground and he bet the ultimate thing..... A Beatle T-shirt.. (da da daaaaaa).... Finally the day had come and to much of Silvers surprise the game was a close one. Looking as though the Patriots could finally win over the Giants. Ninja Jenn sat back meditated and said "No it shall not happen"... AND KABOOM, CONFETTI, CHEERS, HAPPYNESS, LAUGHTER, SMILES THE GIIIIIAAAAANNNNTTTTSSSSS win. Ninja Jenn smiled and said to Silver "We shall meet again head hancho Silver, when the Miami Heat will win the Championship!". Head Hancho Silver with one tear streaming down his face. "Yes ninja we shall meet again."

NY Giants

NY Giants

Moral of the story: SILVER IS A HATER!!!!

NY Giants

Post edited by: jpooh38, at: 03/07/2012 09:00 AM

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03/07/2012 09:13 AM  Top
mimi84
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing OMFG I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

03/07/2012 09:15 AM  Top
PerryM
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LMAO!!!
Dear friends, I am not a doctor or therapist. Any advice or suggestions I give is strictly my opinion and should be regarded as such!

Perry :)

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03/07/2012 09:16 AM  Top
Conn65
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Best Fairy tale I've ever read !!!!!
~Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live. ~Nicolas de Chamfort

~Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. ~
Richard Bach

03/07/2012 09:21 AM  Top
mem6197

Laughing Laughing This is great Jenn....LMFAO Tongue Tongue

03/07/2012 09:52 AM  Top
silverguy
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W.....T......F! This is insane! The little ninja from Florida just got lucky and she makes herself out to be some masterbetter. (sounds like) Well, we have March Madness coming up and the NBA Playoffs and I will get MY Beatle shirt, NO DOUBT! And, I am not a hater. See ya later today Jenn, you little (*^&&^%$^%#%#$$%^%&*(**&%&^$^%#%$#@$@*&&*!!!!!!!

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03/07/2012 09:59 AM  Top
jpooh38

HAHAHA... see what happens when you write in your thread and I quote: "Advice, Social Security Disability, Taxes, Miami Heat Bashing, anything you can think of is OK!"

You are still a HATER!!! and as you can see everyone LOVED my fairytale. Tongue Tongue Tongue

Thank you all for laughing at my fairytale! Your support is greatly appreciate!!! Unlike Silver as you can see above. He is still in denial. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Dont worry I still love ya SILVER!!!!

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03/07/2012 10:09 AM  Top
lilbit7711
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too funny
lilbit

03/07/2012 01:03 PM  Top
Anna321
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Oh... Ninja Jenn made Head Hancho Silver cry!! This is a tragic tale and yet it made me smile! Hehe

03/07/2012 02:27 PM  Top
youdunknowme

hahahahaha
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