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May 22
2008
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Being as how I'm in a particularly foul mood this evening, I figured I'd let a few more things that bug me off my chest. (Hey - this is turning into a bona fide series.....)
A Few MoreThings That Bug Me.......
1. Chinese Character Tattoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
2. Debit card machines in retail stores. I'm not a fucking cashier.... By the time I get done sliding my freakin card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again... the kid who's "supposed" to be ringing me up is standing there eating MY Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic?...who gives a shit? At this point, I don't have time for that. I've just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four.
3. Grown men who collect baseball cards. Hell, I think every male kid collects baseball cards. My problem isn't with kids... it's adults. Listen if you're a grown man you're not collecting cards, you're collecting pictures of men. Time to come out of the closet....
4. Target pharmacy fucking with the elderly. This retail giant has actually introduced a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And there's four push tabs instead of two. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
5. Women who pluck all their eyebrows off, then draw a pencil thin line in their place because they think it makes them more attractive. What's the deal here? C'mon now; don't you have a mirror? I got news for ya - here's how men feel about eyebrows: "Do you have two of them? Great! Let's get it on..."
written by kimminentdanger, May 22, 2008
written by sallie, May 22, 2008
written by zinnia, May 23, 2008
you really need to start thinking "stand up" here, kim. you make me laugh and that's a great gift. thank you. as to debit cards, how about the "check out yourself" lanes? scan it, bag it and inevitably have to stand there with an emergency light blinking waiting for the one "cashier" who's in charge of all those lanes to come and fix my screw up-last time i got in trouble for not putting 50 pound bag of dog food on conveyor belt, even though it told me not to. fuckers. no one wants to work. well i don't want to pay for my groceries and work for the store without getting the damn employee discount! seriously. you make me laugh
written by keepthefaith, May 23, 2008
written by kimminentdanger, June 02, 2008
shucks.
