| May 12 2008 |
Generally I'm not in favor of rules. I don't understand all of them, and that's fine, but I can still question why some rules are senseless... Hopefully I'll touch on more of these later, but for now, lets get started:
Bullshit Rule #1: Don't fucking "swear": "Fuck", "shit", "pussy", "cunt", "dick", "bitch", "ass", and "cocksucker" are all off-fucking-limits. "Fudge", "shoot", and "darn" are all morally more beneficial and easier to digest; after all, they are coated in KY-Lingual lube that subsequently gets shoved up my ass everytime I stray from this sensitivty induced status-quo. But you'll have to excuse me if I get a little upset when A FEW LETTERS SPELLS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND CURSE -SPEWING DEGENERATES. WOWIE PEOPLE, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP.
You'd think in a society such as ours in the USA, draped in violence laden news-at-10 top stories, people might grow more callous towards "vulgarity"!!! Why even give a fuck anymore right? Inconsistency hits me like a ton of fresh bricks, though, when I get looked at like I'm bludgeoning infants if I say "MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMN THATS SOME GOOD STEAK!" in a public place. Another "murder at 10" draws a sarcastic "boo-hoo," but I shout a "FUCK YOU!" and get crucified by the hypocrites . Yeah I said it, motherfuckers.
When will people learn it's not HOW you say something, it's WHAT you're saying. I can describe magestical beauty, littering the words "fuck" and "shit" all over it and never miss a beat. But I can also insult you to your very core and never touch on the four letters of infamy. I wonder which would turn the righteous heads of the "I'm better than you" set...
Maybe if we paid a little more attention to substance rather than idiotic ettiquette we could all enjoy ourselves a little more. I'm sorry if fucking swearing fucking offends you, but frankly I'm offended that you're offended. Who the FUCK are you to determine the bounds that encompass a swear? I'm tired of catching some soccer mom's conservative "ass-kick of the eyes" because I said the word FUCK. Maybe if these dumb fucking Parenting-For-Dummies book club member motherfuckers can make an effort to grow up and see past this magnificently asinine standard, it might rub off on their kids, and we can foster in a new era of logically using a vocabularly without bullshit infantile restrictions. Fucking motherfuckers.
written by Cali, May 12, 2008
written by norma, May 12, 2008
I am so understanding of this entry in your diary. I run a lumber company. I once let out a string of curses so bad that one of my drivers had to leave the room...I was raised by a Marine and cursing was just part of his vocabulary. No word offends me and my PaPa used to make up curse words when he ran out...he was creative that way. I am glad you are here and your candor is refreshing.
It is more important to me where someone's heart is than their choice of language. love ya, honey
written by morningglory/oldglory, May 12, 2008
I love ya,
Gloria
written by sallie, May 14, 2008
Thanks for venting on behalf of those that 'don't have the guts.'