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May 03
2008
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1. Michael Vick
2. Customer Service people who provide everything BUT customer service
3. "Baby On Board" decals
4. Whoopi Goldberg stickingup for Michael Vick
5. People who drive below the speed limit. Fuck off and pull over.
6. Two facedness. If you don't like me, don't pretend to. Do you see me making nicey nice to you, bitch? Let's just agree to hate each other openly.
7. Right-to-Lifers. The little baby feet pins they peddle? I'd like to take a pair of those little feet and kick them in the ass with it.
8. Radical Feminists who can't take a joke. Go home; shave your legs and wax the ‘stache... all that body hair is making you cranky
9. Passive Aggressive behavior... In other people. It's okay when I do it.
10. Blue Eyeshadow
11. Soccer Moms
12. People who order toasted bagels at the Dunkin Donuts Drive Thru. If you're eating that crap you NEED to WALK into the store to order it. It's a drive-thru, not five star dining. These people almost always drive minivans or SUV's and 99.99% of the time are soccer moms. Bitches. And they're holding up the line
13. Lawn Ornaments
14. People who insist on explaining anything and everything in excruciating he said/she said and then this happened and that happened detail. Skip the gristle and get to the bone please. Tick tock; time is money. Unless, of course, I'm the one telling the story...
15. Moral Superiority........
16. Moral Bankruptcy .........
**There's a happy medium on this one - I've enjoyed it for years...
17. Rule Benders.... Grow some balls and blatantly break a rule, wouldja?
18. Pick up truck drivers who meticulously wax and buff their huge truck beds till they shine and never actually haul anything. I thought pick up trucks were used to pick stuff up?
19. Perpetual Dieters. Put down the bag of Cheetos, get the hell off the couch and stop fooling yourself. The "All Processed and Fried All the Time" diet didn't work the last time, and I'll bet dollars to the bag of donuts you're hiding in your purse that you're not gonna see stellar results in this round either.
20. People who stand in line at Stop n Shop complaining quietly the ENTIRE TIME... "Huff Puff I don't believe this, why do they only have one clerk on a holiday weekend? This is ridiculous!" Shifting from one foot to another... blah blah motherfucking blah. Just shut up and do what I do: Complain loudly ONE time (swearing is optional) about how you don't have time to wait for a cashier to become competent; throw your shit on the counter and leave. It's way more liberating that way.
21. Having someone read over my shoulder.
22. People who stack their plate in a neat little pile for a waitress at a restaurant, yet neglect to clear even one plate from the dinner table at home..
23. Political corruption
24. Political Correctness
25. Mothers who have no other points of conversation besides their adorable and highly advanced for their age children or their stretch marks, length of labour and c-section scars.
26. Pop up ads
27. People who pronounce lawn with a 'd' on the end of it.
28. A fresh loaf of bread placed at the BOTTOM of the grocery bag
29. People who are always early. It is just really rude.
30. People who make excuses for being early.
31. People who don't apologize for making YOU early.
32. Alcohol breath. Unless it's MY alcohol breath - then it's fine.
33. People who talk about you when you are still in the room. How rude...you are supposed to talk about people behind their back... it's called manners.
34. Retail clerks who don't acknowledge my royal presence.
35. People who insist on taking their 2 year old to grown up movies so we can all appreciate the lovely child more.
36. Excessive and unnecessary use of "quotation" marks
37. People who always talk about how honest they are. Truly honest people don't have to advertise. Honestly.
written by DAH651, May 03, 2008
written by jennipurr, May 03, 2008
written by morningglory/oldglory, May 04, 2008
written by kimminentdanger, May 04, 2008
Glory - I think I love you too lolololol
The best part of being honest with yourself about what pisses you off is that you can learn about yourself and grow from it. You'll probably tell me to screw off, but that is ok.
Usually the things we hate are clues to a need that is not being met or part of a negative self-image. I too feel uncomfortable around "soccer moms" (sorry for the quotations LOL). I examined the reason why. I came up with the fact that I am pissed that I am a single mom who doesn't have the white picket fence dream that I deserve. I was making myself feel uncomfortable not them. I didn't like the fact that they appeared confident in themselves and I didn't feel confident. I felt inadequate around them. I didn't feel like I belonged. I didn't realize that they were probably nice people who also had issues of their own. I decided that I choose how I feel and all that anger was only hurting me. So I took the power back and decided that no one can make me feel anything I don't want to feel.
It does work. This may not be true in your case. I am only sharing my insight. Hate me if you must.
Here is a list of things that still bug me:
1. Doctors that think I am stupid and don't listen.
2. Professionals who don't do their job.
3. Doctors that write "difficult patient" in my patient file because I asked questions.
4. The government who allows agencies to hire people without their Master's degree to be counselors and then wonder why treatment isn't effective.
5. Back stabbers.
6. Cheaters.
7. Doctors. (did i already say that)?
Thanks for sharing your diary. I really mean that. Read mine if you get a chance. My latest is titled angry.
Have a great day.
Debbie